A private growth instrument
The growth department you never hired.
Vanity Engine Pro reads the threads, writes in your voice, comments, posts, joins the groups, files the directory listings and scores every lead into one CRM, through a real Chrome on your own machines, on schedules, unattended. You read the replies worth reading.
You bring a machine that stays on, Chrome, and your own AI keys. DeepSeek, x.ai, OpenAI, Gemini or compatible. We bring everything else.
From a live operator console. One signal, one channel.
In plain terms
What Vanity Engine Pro is
Vanity Engine Pro is growth-automation software from Five Quantum Bits LLC, sold as a subscription. Installed on your own computers, it does the daily work of growing a product online. It posts and comments on your social channels, files SEO directory listings, finds and warms leads, and collects everything into one CRM dashboard.
Your account on this site manages your seat, meaning the subscription, setup and the operator dashboard. You can sign in with email and password or with Google. Google Sign-In is used only to create and access that account, and shares only your name and email address with us, nothing else. Details are in the Privacy Policy.
Capabilities
What runs while you don’t
Nine parts of one machine, all of them live in production. There is no roadmap section on this page.
The social rounds, daily
Reddit, LinkedIn, Facebook, Google Business, email and SMS. It reads feeds and thread rules, learns each subreddit’s stance on promotion before it writes a word, finds Facebook groups by name, joins them, and rotates through them on per-group cooldowns. It posts to personal profiles and company pages and keeps every account’s history warm.
YouTube, hunted by query
The engine turns your product into search queries, walks the results, and works each video. It reads the top and newest comments, writes a grounded comment in your voice, replies where a reply is due, likes, and moves on. It never comments the same video twice, and product mentions stay off unless you switch them on.
A real browser, browsing
An actual Chrome on your own machine, with your residential IP, your real history and navigation that clicks through cards instead of jumping to deep links. There is no API fingerprint because there is no API. None of your traffic routes through us.
Writing that reads as you
The SOUL voice system holds your rules, banned words, vocabulary and writing samples, one voice per identity, per platform. A writer and a critic pass every draft between them until it would survive your own red pen.
Signals become pipeline
Switch on a signal and the engine hunts post engagers, tracked company pages, Google Places and mentions across the open web. Each hit is scored against your product and filed as a named lead. Then the warm-up begins. View the profile, like something real, leave a comment, advance the stage. Paced, so it reads as interest.
SEO groundwork, filed nightly
A registry of 35 curated directories, from G2, Capterra, SourceForge and AlternativeTo to the AI catalogs, each scored by domain authority and matched to your product type from a fifteen-type playbook. Before submitting anywhere, the engine runs that directory’s own search to confirm you are not already listed. Then it creates the account, pulls the verification code from your inbox, clears the are-you-human checks, files the listing and marks it done.
A graph, not a script
Underneath is a visual node-graph engine. Every action on this page is a node on a canvas you can rewire. Runs are checkpointed, so a crash resumes from the last good node instead of starting over. Branches decide from real state, whether it already did the thing, how long since the last run, whether a daily cap is reached. A master workflow conducts the others, and schedules spread each day’s runs across the windows you set.
One table of truth
Every lead from every channel lands in a single CRM, scored, deduped, staged from new to won, with a paced queue of the few that need a human. The dashboard holds pipeline, run health, actions per week, the consistency heatmap, the SEO directory funnel with the domain authority you have banked, and what the AI actually spent.
Your keys, your ledger
The engine runs on your own AI accounts, DeepSeek, x.ai, OpenAI, Gemini or NVIDIA, with a chosen model for every layer. One writes, one critiques, one reads images, one plans. When a provider errors it fails over and keeps working. Every token is logged by provider and by day, in dollars. You pay your providers directly and read the ledger.
Method
How a seat becomes an engine
Setup is hands-on and we do it with you. After that, the engine keeps its own calendar.
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The engine learns you
We install the browser bridge on a machine you own and key the engine to your own AI providers. Then we build your identities and their SOUL voices together. The rules, the vocabulary, the words you would never use. One voice per platform.
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Signals go hunting
You decide which attention matters, from post engagers and tracked companies to local businesses and mentions across the web. The engine searches, scores, and turns it into named leads.
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It acts, in your voice
Daily posts, grounded comments, group shares, profile warm-ups, YouTube threads, directory listings, paced like a person, scheduled like a machine, across every channel at once.
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You touch only what matters
The pipeline lands in one CRM, staged and scored. You open the dashboard, read the replies, and handle the handful of conversations that deserve a human. The rest never reaches your desk.
Access
Why one operator can outrun a department
A company posts when legal approves. You post daily, everywhere at once, because the monitoring, the drafting and the pacing run without you. Community presence is the one channel a big team cannot fake. It needs a human face with history. The engine builds and keeps that history. The face is yours.
- Community presence, programmatic outreach, topical authority, SEO groundwork. Each of these is somebody’s full-time job elsewhere. The engine runs all of them continuously, across every product you own.
- The console numbers above are not projections. 1,958 places scanned, 512 leads found, 36 conversations warming. One signal, on one channel, still running.
- It runs on your metal, your machines, your residential IP, your own API keys. Nothing routes through us. Each seat is onboarded by hand, voices calibrated, accounts warmed, and that pace is the scarcity.
- We do not publish testimonials. The people who hold seats did not buy them to be named.
A seat is €2,000 for a full year. Seats open at the pace we can onboard them properly, and there are never many.
The console is already on.
The numbers at the top of this page came from a live run. One signal, on one channel, for one product. Everything else described here compounds the same way, nightly. Request a seat and we will tell you honestly when one exists.
Request a seatAccess follows payment; the engine runs on your machines, keyed to your own AI accounts.